The Essential Guide to a Woman's English:
Yes=No
No=Yes
Maybe=No
Im sorry=You'll be sorry:
We need=I want
Do what you want=You'll pay for it later
We need to talk=I need to complain
Im not upset=Of course Im upset you moron
You're so manly=You need to shave and you sweat a lot
I heard a noise=I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me?=Im going to ask you for something expensive
How much do you love me?=I did something today that you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute=Kick off your shoes and fid a good game on tv

Men have two emotions: Hungary and Horny... If you see me without a Boner, make me a sandwich!!

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